The brainiacs in charge where my wife works had a problem. The company was spending too damn much money. They discontinued bonuses and froze wages (for non-management employees) but it wasn’t enough. Their next move was a stroke of genius.
Note the employee-killing spikes that have been thoughtfully left intact on the upper edge, standing at the ready to slice open the belly and spill out the innards of any employee intrepid enough to try to go over the top.
Only management can decide when dispensation of paper is necessary to the performance of one’s duties!
Look carefully at the following photograph long enough and you just might spot the elusive Tom B. Taker himself, lurking in the bushes (like always) on a recent Easter Sunday. Is it just me or does this photo seem eerily similar to those famous pictures of Bigfoot?