I’ve learned that Twitter is the perfect place to hide my most intimate thoughts with little risk of them ever being discovered. Fiendishly clever, eh? For some time I’ve been using Twitter to send out long distance dedications using the hashtag #AbyssLoveSongs. No one ever suspected a thing.
Let’s tune in and take a listen to the chilled, ambient grooves of Young Guru in Love, shall we?
I Got Wipes #AbyssLoveSongs
I Want To Eat Your Bran #AbyssLoveSongs
Don’t Bring A Strife To A Fun Fight #AbyssLoveSongs
All I Wanna Do Is A Shroom Shroom #AbyssLoveSongs
Another One Rides The Truss #AbyssLoveSongs
Be My Shover #AbyssLoveSongs
Saturday Night’s Alright For Biting #AbyssLoveSongs
Dangers In The Night #AbyssLoveSongs
Born To Be Mild #AbyssLoveSongs
Snub Will Keep Us Together #AbyssLoveSongs
You’ll Never Wok Alone #AbyssLoveSongs
I’m No Excited #AbyssLoveSongs
You’ve Got A Fiend #AbyssLoveSongs
What Part Of Ho Don’t You Understand #AbyssLoveSongs #AbyssChristmasSongs #holiday
Everybody Regret Now #AbyssLoveSongs
Come Flail Away #AbyssLoveSongs
Does Anybody Really Know What Slime It Is #AbyssLoveSongs
Where Did You Peep Last Night #AbyssLoveSongs
It’s My Bacardi I’ll Fry If I Want To #AbyssLoveSongs
In The Middle Of The Spite #AbyssLoveSongs
Sweet Child In Brine #AbyssLoveSongs
Welcome To The Fungal #AbyssLoveSongs
Bit Me Baby One More Time #AbyssLoveSongs
Hitch A Snide #AbyssLoveSongs
Can’t Guile Without You #AbyssLoveSongs
Return To Blender #AbyssLoveSongs
We Will Block You #AbyssLoveSongs
RT @Metalworks4: @shoutabyss #AbyssLoveSongs Whole Lotta Glove (as sung by a proctologist)
LARP Dressed Man #AbyssLoveSongs
You’re The One That I Taunt #AbyssLoveSongs
Afternoon Be Fright #AbyssLoveSongs
Don’t Go Staking My Heart #AbyssLoveSongs #vampiric
Ring Of Ire #AbyssLoveSongs
I Want To Hold Your Gland #AbyssLoveSongs
When I Kneed You #AbyssLoveSongs
Put Your Head On My Sleepy Hollow #AbyssLoveSongs
Come what may.
This just in: The Earth’s tilt (or spin axis, if you will) is still 23.5 degrees. Ooooh, yikes. That’s a mite chilly, mate. 23 freaking degrees?!? Are we talking fahrenheit or celsius? Either way, that’s colder than [insert your own obscene colloquialism here] in a pickle jar!
That’s pretty damn cold.
Weather segments on the local news have always been a bit extreme, full of histrionics and hyperbole. ZOMG, tomorrow there’s going to be wet, sun, fog, humidity, wind, mist, hail, and, worst of all, clouds. No shit? Really? Ya think?
Tell you what? If you can successfully predict before it happens when lizards will fall out of the sky, wake me up. Okay? Until then? Shut your fucking omen hole.
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Some people just get it. And then there’s the GOP. Absolutely brilliant insight from The Cassandra Files Blog. Happy labor day!
Originally posted on The Cassandra Files:
Maybe someone needs to tell Eric Cantor that this is NOT what Labor Day is about:
Today, we celebrate those who have taken a risk, worked hard, built a business and earned their own success.—
Eric Cantor (@GOPLeader) September 03, 2012
I know that for Cantor and the GOP it gets hard to separate Labor Day from unions; and I know that since unions typically support Democrats over Republicans, that must hurt. But that doesn’t change history.
Attempting to redefine Labor Day to fit the frame of the current campaign (celebrating the titans of industry who built this country on the backs of millions of exploited workers) is like trying to reframe slavery as a popular jobs program for African immigrants.
If Cantor were the only one saying such things, we could laugh it off as just another gaffe by an out-of-touch politician. But he’s not alone. The entire…
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