Star Trek and Star Wars with a bit of poo poo

Today we have two readings, one from the book of Star Trek and one from the book of Star Wars.

Note: Those are two different things. Anyone who mixes up one with the other will incur my wrath. You have been warned.

First up, Star Wars …

The other day my wife had a Starbucks gift card so we did the Barnes and Noble thing. (The stores are literally joined at the hip.)

First I checked out some books on blogging. There wasn’t much there, but I did pick up some ideas. Then I just sort of wandered. Eventually a book by Carrie Fisher caught my eye. For the uninitiated she played Princess Leia Organa in Star Wars. The book is loosely a “memoir” but is actually just damn funny and cleverly entitled “Wishful Drinking.” Oh yeah.

This isn’t exactly breaking news. The book has been out since 2008. But this story was new to me and hopefully will be the same for you.

So I’m standing there in the bookstore flipping through pages as fast as possible. My goal is the first mention of Star Wars in the book. Yeah, I’m a geek. I found it and read a couple passages that really cracked me up. One was about George Lucas (the creator of Star Wars) being expressionless during filming of the original Star Wars movie. Fisher quipped something along the lines of THX being invented to provide Lucas with a new facial expression and also providing a cool sound effect. πŸ™‚

The part that literally made me laugh out loud in the store, however, was something she wrote about the famous trash compactor scene. Anyone who has seen the original movie knows that after Luke Skywalker, Han Solo and Chewbacca rescue Princess Leia from the cell block, Leia ends up blasting a hole and they all dive into what turns out to be a trash compactor full of icky space garbage.

During the scene Mark Hamill is attacked by a monster that the script referred to as a “dianaga,” a term which was never actually used in the movie. (Lucas often names characters like this, including names like Salacious Crumb.) Anyway, this dianaga creature lurks around a bit and then wraps around Luke Skywalker who disappears underwater while being strangled. What crazy fun!

Here’s what Fisher writes in her book about the filming of the scene:

“… in between takes of Mark simulating the strangulation, he would pick up a little piece of rubber trash and start singing (to the tune of ‘Chattanooga Choo-Choo’), ‘Pardon me, George, could this be Dianoga poo-poo?’ (Okay, I guess you had to be there.)

LOLOLOLOL! That one really got me. πŸ™‚

Next up, Star Trek …

The power of technology to improve our daily lives never ceases to amaze me. Thank God at last we can tweet in Klingon.

Today is a good day to die, indeed!

And, if you want you can Tweet in Klingon, too!

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8 responses

  1. This was one of the most useful blog posts I’ve already read! I hope you plan to write your next post entirely in Klingonese. I’ve tweeted something, using your useful website.

    Funny about the Diagnoga poo poo. Sounds like a fun set. I bet the most recent Star Wars episodes were not as much fun to film.


    1. Except for the lack of facial expressions from Lucas, I think you must be right. Is it just me or does he not seem like the funnest guy of all time? πŸ™‚

      And I caught your Klingon tweet. Kapla!!!


  2. I have to ask if the Wrath of the Abyss is similar to the Wrath of Khan? Sorry, they made me do it, I swear….

    Tweeting in Klingon, eh. Now that’s funny.


  3. I LOVE when you say “poo-poo”!


    1. LOL! You did not just say that! πŸ™‚

      In related news for some reason “poop” is the #1 tag on my blog. I plan to keep it that way. πŸ™‚


  4. More reasons to adore you! I’m much more of a Star Trek fan, but I respect my Star Wars brothern. Tweeting in Klingon………..funny!


    1. What is this word “respect,” hooman? Something you ran through the translator, eh?


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