Amazingly this versatile item is found in most neighborhood grocery and hardware stores. It’s true!
It’s the Tin Foil Hat Kit. It’s perfect for those freaky DIY freaks on your Xmas list.
Now, you too, can experience the magic of interplanetary safety – on your very own head!
Using this single kit, it is possible to make the traditional “tin foil hat” as well as many others including basic tin foil hat, tin foil box hat*, advanced tin foil hat, tin foil nards protector and, of course, tin foil origami hat.
The possibilities are endless and only limited by your imagination!
Each kit includes enough materials to make five or more hats!
Note: Not for use on human heads. May caused increased risk of Alzheimer’s disease. (We’re not sure about this.) Side effects may include dizziness, reflectivness, bleeding from the anus and death. See your psychiatrist if people make fun of you for more than four hours.
Tip: For holiday fun make little tin foil hats for your little tin soldiers. It’s a tin tin win win!
* Box hat design offers limited protection and should not be used in areas known to be prone to electromagnetic fields, mind control and/or mind reading; or near towers that transmit voices directly into the brain.
Merry Christmas from the Abyss!