In the name of scientific exploration, I’ve come up with a plan.
I have dubbed today Abyss Positivity Today. It all started, like usual, when a challenge was issued. It would be so much easier if I simply learned how to say no. 🙂
Even so, I decided I have to give it my best shot. I’m going to give it my all.
That means rolling out of bed and attacking the day. Not merely allowing it to roll over and wash me away. (You know. The usual.)
Ladies and gentlemen, here in my right hand is tonight’s Top Ten list. From the home office in Joyful, Abyss. Tonight’s list: Top ten ways I’m going to be positive today. Here we go!
Number ten: Start the day with clean clothes and a shave. Even for work!
Number nine: Refuse write down and save negative thoughts in my notes for tomorrow’s tweets. They shall instead be set free into the ether.
Number eight: Surprise the office with coffee and donuts.
Number seven: Wave hello to the annoying mascot guy on the sidewalk.
Number six: Set aside time before work for meditation.
Number five: Crack a smile at least once.
Number four: Forgive WordPress for eating this post by making me re-login (for no good reason) and forcing me to reimagine this list.
Number three: Perform a random act of service and/or kindness. #karma
Number two: Act nice to the boss.
And the number one way I’m going to be positive today: Be friendly.