Fresh from hibernation and ready to tear the competition to shreds comes Bear Attack fighting for the glory of the Top-Right Bracket (TM).
Path to Glory/Opponents Victimized: Spider Bite, Airplane Crash, and Ice Pick to the Head.
Nobody friggin’ knew that there are times when my life has been on the precipice of death!
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Honorary Sponsors: Timothy Treadwell, Grizzly Adams, and A. A. Milne.
The unsung hero of the Bottom-Right Bracket (TM), Crushed (hoarding) is here to prove the naysayers wrong, and is “collecting” a lot of victories along the way.
Path to Glory/Opponents Victimized: Disneyland Ride, Human Dartboard, and Food Poisoning.
A major obstacle to this study was identifying fires in which hoarding was a substantial contributor to fire severity or fatalities.
–Worcester Polytechnic Institute, emphasis added, no pun intended
Dogs did search the entire house. This house was so full of possessions that movement inside of the house was restricted and in some cases very difficult. Visual searching was impossible.
–Bill Cassell, former K-9 officer
While the study of 2009 identified 50 hoarding related incidents and fatalities between 1999-2009, MFB emergency operations is currently responding to a hoarding related incident approximately every 14 days.
–Pathways Through The Maze: National Hoarding and Squalor Conference 2012
Honorary Sponsors: Home Shopping Channel, television show American Pickers, and Home Depot.
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