My Halloween Can Do Spirit

Here are a few of my Halloween cans and cants. (I swear that is not some sort of sexy anatomy joke. I swear!)

Each round will feature two depictions of possible Halloween costumes. Your job is to pick the one I could probably successfully pull off (not a stripper joke) and the one where’d I’d literally have no shot. (In more ways than one.)

Confused yet?

Here’s an easy one to start. Which costume do you think I could get away with?

Round One

See how this works?


Round Two


Round Three


Round Four


Round Five

11 responses

  1. I have to go with Column A in every case. I can’t pull off Column B, either.

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    1. You see my true potential. You’re a true friend.

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  2. Despite the fact that even models don’t necessarily look good in the outfits from column B, there will be countless attempts at wearing them anyway. Personally, I always forget it’s Halloween until it’s too late to buy a costume or even candy, so the neighborhood kids get expired canned goods and loose change.

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    1. You’re right, of course. And I say godspeed to those who attempt it. Remember, it’s not the destination. It’s the journey.

      The Google searching for this post was fun. You just enter the word “sexy” + any profession you can think of. Viola! Halloween costume.

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  3. Column B. Because I CAN* pull it off and anything I CAN do, you CAN do better.

    (Exception: frilly knickers. Those I reCANT.)

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    1. That sounds strangely like a challenge. Accepted! I’ll post the pictures soonest. Remember, this IS halloween. Mwuhahaha!

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  4. Now if you can pull off Column A, Round One AND Two together, then I’ll be impressed!

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    1. No wait…you ARE Round One and Two…I knew those rounds looked familiar šŸ˜‰

      Happy Halloween Matt Biggins!

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      1. I’m willing to die in the attempt. I’ll do anything in the name of entertainment.

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  5. YOU SHOULD BE SEXY CAPTAIN MATT DECKER BEFORE HE’S CONSUMED BY THE DOOMSDAY MACHINE!!!

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    1. I’ll try not to make your comment political. šŸ™‚

      Sexy Matt Decker. I like it. I like it a lot. I always wanted to spend the night in jail on halloween.

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