Thanksgiving Demographics: The Life of Pie

Graph of Thanksgiving Festivants by GenderWhile you were all taking the day off and stuffing your faces, me and my crack team of researchers were out gathering data. We work hard so you don’t have to.

I guess that’s why they call it Thanksgiving. We put the “thanks” in Thanksgiving while you were “giving” it to us from behind. Thanks for the support.

Herein presented are the preliminary findings of our Thanksgiving 2012 Study featuring a typical American household broken down into the usual pie chart categories.

You have to provide your own whipped cream.

Graph of Thanksgiving Festivants by DNA Genome

Graph of Thanksgiving Festivants by Cigarettes

Graph of Thanksgiving Festivants by Age

Graph of Thanksgiving Festivants by Presidential Votes

Graph of Thanksgiving Festivants by Pet Type

Graph of Thanksgiving Festivants by Teetotaler Status

Graph of Thanksgiving Festivants by Pumpkin Beer

Graph of Thanksgiving Festivants by Favorite NFL Team

Graph of Thanksgiving Festivants by Technology

Graph of Thanksgiving Festivants by Workload

2 responses

  1. I love me some graphs. I am strangely thankful for the Abyss this year.

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    1. There can never be too many graphs. (That gives me an idea for a graph.)

      The feeling is mutual. Good times!

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Bringeth forth thy pith and vinegar

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