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AUGH!
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That’s your response to quite simply the finest joke I’ve ever written?
/apex
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AUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
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I guess it’s true: sex cells.
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I bow my head in shame (that I didn’t think of this). You are good. You are great. I’m not worthy.
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You’re worth something to me. Don’t forget to read The Nudge Wink Report tomorrow and let me know if your upcoming date (listed in the sidebar) is far enough away for you not to panic.
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