Positive Feedback

positive-feedbackIt’s not every day when the universe provides something like this. So I thought I would share.

“Unicorn” is the codename I’ve given to one of the technical people who came on board after I quit. She’s been working on my stuff.

To: Tom B. Taker
CC: Former Boss
From: Unicorn
Subject: Kudos

Hi Tom,

I just wanted to take a moment to give you some positive feedback on the scripts you created to manage vendor/product information.

Your extensive, clean documentation, stable code, and useful logging / script echos has made this transition run much more smoothly than I have experienced in other small businesses. Well done.

Warm Regards,
Unicorn

Note the date and time in the ship’s log. I’m speechless. I have nothing negative to add.

10 responses

  1. But will the boss ever come out and say you were the “perl” in his business “oyster?” I think not.

    I write this only because I couldn’t let the day go by without sending a little negativity your way.

    You’re welcome.

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    1. LOL! Perl. I loves me some Perl. I’m surprised you even know what that is. Wow.

      You found the perfect way to re-introduce negativity. You are indeed a true friend.

      Two weeks ago I received this email from the former boss. As you can see he’s just as awkward in print as he is in person:

      Subject: Status Report

      Tom,

      How are you doing?

      I have hired two people to try and fill your shoes – and I am not satisfied.

      I miss you. You were a good hard worker, reliable and competent.

      I would appreciate your advice. Can we talk? Or do you prefer email?

      Croc-Wearing Boss

      Why the fuck would you give an email like this a subject of “Status Report?” Once a boss always a boss.

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      1. *snort* You know how to pick ’em.

        I’d advise him any future correspondence and requests for advice will come with an invoice payable immediately. You’ll never hear from him again.

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  2. On the other hand, you may get to hear about Unicorn getting slowly sucked into the morass and being destroyed by it.
    That would reinforce your world-view…

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    1. I like the kid. I’d hate to see anything bad happen to her. Like working for my old boss. Oh shit. Too late.

      Literally everything I see reinforces my worldview. Right now I’m looking at a mirror.

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  3. You may be ready to be beamed up.

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    1. I already volunteered for the one-way mission to Mars. What more can I do?

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      1. Europa is the real suicide mission.

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  4. Wait. Where’s the bitter, angry part where someone’s an asshole?

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