Hyppo and Critter: Openminded Conflict Bias

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Hyppo and Critter

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  1. I’m positive those are actual quotes.
    But I thought they’d be better represented as a rat and a snake.

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    1. Hyppo was born in the Year of the Rat. Ironically enough, Critter was born in the Year of the Dog.

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  2. Comparing the size of Hyppo to that ear of corn, I’d say it’s not only produce that’s been GMO’d.

    Bring him a little closer so I can stomp on him. *splat*

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    1. Objects may be more engineered than they appear. I heard they are working on the TomTato. (No, I haven’t been out in the fields have sex with potatoes again.)

      It’s a genetically engineered plant that’s a tomato on top and a potato on the bottom. Sounds rather S&M if you ask me.

      Two different crops from a single plant. What will they think of next? That’s just doubled the agricultural yield per acre of land.

      That’s why I invented the BeefTater. It’s a potato infused with the DNA of a cow. The plant is delivered directly to fast food restaurants. All they have to do is microwave and they’ve got a beef patty ready for burgerization and a side order of french fries. (Just slather with salt.)

      The future looks bright!

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