Could this be it? The true origins of the Guru? Only my hairdresser knows for sure.
The more that I think about it, the more I think I want to become known as the Guru of Negativity. Heh!
Imagine walking along a path and coming upon a canyon 20 feet across. Can you jump 20 feet? Don’t be too quick to answer. Imagine you’ll only get one chance at it because, if you don’t make it, you fall and die.
Now how sure are you?
Positive thinkers tell us, “You can do anything if you put your mind to it!” and “The word impossible isn’t in my dictionary!”
What if you just can’t jump that far, though? Is positive thinking going to be your friend? No. Only the power of negative thinking will save your life.
Come to the dark side and embrace the power that just might save your life!