Here it is, dusted off from the archives and just in time for desperate Christmas shopping. The first EVER edition of the Abyss Gift Giving Guide. Hurry, though. These gifts are no longer available in stores. With any luck they’ll be found on eBay and still mint in box. While there, be sure to pick up a Starbucks metal card for only $1499.85. That’s a savings of $0.10! Will there be a 2013 Gift Giving Guide? The Magic 8-Ball says, “Very doubtful.” Go stick your head in a snow if-you-get-my drift.