Dear Guru: Mood is a thing for cattle

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And now a continuation of the non-award winning Q&A series we like to call Dear Guru. -Ed.

Q.
Dear Guru,

Like you, I run a “blog.” Like you, I try to post every single day. No matter what. But today I strangely find myself not in the mood.

What should I do?

Signed,

Blog Blocked

A.
Dear Blockhead,

Mood is a thing for cattle, you idiot! You blog when the necessity arises—no matter the mood! (Mad props to Gurney Halleck.)

When I find myself in that situation I usually pump out something super lame, like an advice column, and hope that no one notices. The important thing is to use some words.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go stroke my baliset.

Love,

Your Guru

4 responses

  1. Sounds like I know exactly how to get my blog up and running when I have blogger’s block. Thanks Mr. Advice….however still a distance second to the worthless advice I dish out!

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    1. Be proud of the worthlessness, which is second to none. That’s quite an achievement. I look forward to hearing your advice!

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  2. Nice banner to this post.
    Your skills are impressive.
    But I did so like to “peak” at your mountain.

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    1. Good job. You successfully identified the most worthwhile thing about this post. Please know that the Guru, like the mountain, still remains. Hey, that would make a great tombstone.

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