Feeling pooped out

Remember the days when I used to ponder the important stuff?

Shouts from the Abyss

Here’s today’s tip for maintaining your company’s image…

Do you work in a retail setting? Do you allow customers to use your toilet? If you can answer “yes” to both questions this post may be helpful to you.

Some places say “Restrooms for Customers Only.” Some places, like the place I work, say, “Poop ’em if you got ’em.”

My fellow employees and myself are a pretty elite crew. You might say we represent the best of the best. We’re like the “Top Gun” of shit. What I’m trying to say is, we know how to flush.

Most toilets I’ve ever seen have a handle or lever or other mechanism to activate flushing. This so-called “flushing” is a friend to most of us. It makes the bad stuff go “bye bye.”

Alas, not all customers are as worldly and savvy. True, they’ve pretty much learned no poopy in the…

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