Pixelated Mail Delivery: The Cannes You Requested

Definitely an instance where less could be more.

Definitely an instance where less could be more.

An impromptu quickie post after I saw this headline in the Daily Mail:

Cannes you say blossoming new romance? Topless Amy Willerton cuddles up to mystery man clad in skimpy pink bikini pants during steamy French escape

–Daily Mail headline

The story was, of course, accompanied by pictures of a young woman with pixelated naked breasts.

This prompts several questions.

Is “Cannes” supposed to be some cutesy reference to female body parts?

Who or what is Amy Willerton?

Why is she topless? That must have been the “Steamy French Escape?” (An excellent movie, by the way.)

Why does she like to cuddle up to mystery men, specially those clad in skimpy pink bikini pants?

Inquiring minds want to know!

Source: Daily Mail

Bringeth forth thy pith and vinegar

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