Critics rave about these shirt ideas

I’m giving you a blank slate. What can you come up with?

Shouts from the Abyss

Today’s idea: T-shirts based on over-the-top advertising hype.

Yes, some of these are intended to be ribald.

30 percent more free!

Serving suggestion.

Now even more scrumptious.

New and improved!

Recommended by 4 out of 5 doctors.

Have me your way.

Positively has to be there overnight.

Chosen by choosy mothers.

Proven effective.

Guaranteed results.

Save now on love.

Fast! Easy! Very low cost!

Power, performance and speed!

Not sold in stores.

First time offered.

Enjoyed at home, office or car.

Completely confidential.

Delivered to your door.

Enormous potential.

Emerging growth.

Exceeds expectations.

Fast results.

Top-down strategies.

Rent to own.

Limited to first caller.

Incredibly easy to use!

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