Unfortunate Cookie

I can’t believe this post never got any love. It must have been the grammatical error.

Shouts from the Abyss

I used to think that fortune cookies were merely lies, or worse.

Now I suspect that they tell the truth, only in ways we don’t suspect. Clever.

Let’s use the one I received last night as an example. At the end of the meal a tray containing two fortune cookies was placed between my wife and myself. As usual, I indicated she could make the selection. “Go ahead and choose my fate,” I said. “Just like you always do.”

“But which will you choose?” I pressed on. “Will you take the cookie which is closest, perhaps the easiest, most expected route? Or will you reach farther for the one that is seemingly not for you? Or, perhaps, is that what they want you to think, and they want you to believe that the farthest cookie isn’t really for you, thus knowing that it will be your selection?”

I was…

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  1. I may not love your post, but tell your post that I said, “Post, it’s not you–it’s me…it’s all about me. Maybe we can just be friends?”

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    1. LOL! Yeah, my posts get that a lot. They never get to score. 🙂

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