Ralph’s Unbreakable New Year’s Resolutions

After a long gut-wrenching search I finally found a post that sums up New Year’s in the right way. Enjoy!

Bluefish Way

I normally never make New Year’s resolutions as I always break them within an hour.

So I have come up with unbreakable ones !

Here goes !

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Exercise

I will never exercise seriously.

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I will relax more.

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I will never exercise animals.

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Blogging

I will blog !

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I will throw a wobbly when the laptop crashes or the Internet goes down.

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I will write about ANYTHING !

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Women

I will always toe the line.

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Learn to understand her.

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Improve my dancing skills.

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Always ask for advice.

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Be natural with her !

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Enjoy housework more !

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Iron out any problems before they happen.

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Be fixated on her !

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Be mesmerised by her ……

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Happy 2015 my bloggy friends !

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Are you alone during the New Year celebrations ?

I am !

So you’re not alone !

Cheers !

*clink*

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Ralph xox ❤

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All these images were found on Google Search and…

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