New Year Resolutions

new-yearDid I mention I made some resolutions? Oops. I guess we can take “avoid being trendy” off the list.

Be that as it may, I thought I’d share. And here, in writing, is my bold claim: I literally guarantee I will make at least one of these come true. You can take that to the bank. Which one? Only time can tell.

  • Publish a novel
  • Watch every episode of Downton Abbey
  • CrossFit every day
  • Acquire one dozen “iMac with 5k Retina Display” and run them in parallel to update my blog
  • Be honored as Volunteer of the Year
  • Perform the song Uptown Funk on American Idol
  • High dive into the Ik Kil Yucatán cenote
  • Eat a donut

I’ll report back when I’ve accomplished one of these.

8 responses

  1. Let me know how Downton Abbey goes! 😀

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    1. Holiday hoobie whatty? What is a “Downton Abbey?” 🙂

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  2. You mean I have to start watching American Idol again??? Dammit!!

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    1. You must be a glutton for punishment. 🙂

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  3. You should work on the novel. And write about the other seven things on your list.
    Problem solved. *grin

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    1. Perhaps. How about 500,000 words about eating the donut?

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  4. Why not try for a triple? You can watch Downton Abbey & eat donuts while you train.

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    1. We can call it The Triple Coronary.

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