I was sitting around holding my eyelids open and trying to shoot tiddlywinks inside when I had an idea. “My name is Tom. Who are other people named Tom?”
Yes. It is time for this blog to get all educational up in your grill. I am proud to present a new irregular ongoing series entitled Famous Toms From History.
First up is someone named Stankus. Yes, that’s Tom Stankus, you brainiac. You catch on fast.
As always, sensitivity comes first here in The Abyss, so I did a bit of research before unleashing this post. It’s all about due diligence and maintaining high standards. Besides, “stankus” sounds like it should be dirty, right? I consulted with the Urban Dictionary just to make sure:
Top DefinitionStankusThe coolest last name in the history of all last names ever. People with the last name Stankus are teased mercilessly and given nicknames like “stinky”, “stink-ass” “skank-ass”, etc. However, Stankus’s know that everyone else is merely jealous of their awesomely amazingly cool last name. Stankus’s are very proud of their name and insults have no effect on them whatsoever.“Oh, I sure wish my last name was Stankus like that awesome person over there… I’ll take out my anger on them by calling them names!”by Laughing Jesus, July 25, 2008