The 10 Tweets You Should Never Read Before You Die

A recent smattering of my with and pit…

Short and sweet.

Officially it was “cordrazine” but tri-ox compound sounds much cooler.

A little something for Netflix music buffs.

Suckin’ on the corporate teat is blowin’ in the wind.

It’s the only way I’ll sit still that long.

A brilliant strategy, really. We just got done not giving a fuck. What better time to ask for more money?

This is not an exaggeration. He’s exactly like that kid. Exactly.

Because you don’t know anything about “survival” until you’ve worked on a puzzle.

Some day I’ll finish these lyrics, hire a band, and be a famous folk singer. (Sung to the tune of The Cat Carol.) https://youtu.be/yZ2sa3tyvkI

“I will not be upstaged by George Lucas,” shouted Abrams. “I get my special editions, too.”

Bringeth forth thy pith and vinegar

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