Guru Comic: Downhill

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Hyppo and Critter: You’ve Got Mail

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New and Improved Organic Locally-Sourced Hate

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I’m an official selection at the Holy Shit I Went In The Cannes festival.

The “multiplier effect” is an economics term that means so much horseshit or some such. (Economics is the branch of sociology that specializes in humans fucking each other and not in a fun way.)

I’m here to tell you about the real multiplier effect.

It works a little something like this:

A store notices, perhaps even by accident, that products with a red dot sticker are selling slightly faster than non-stickered items.

The produces a sexual response within the store owners, but that’s a story I’m saving for another post. Click here to buy access to my premium content.

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It’s A Slob Eat Dog World

This one time I ate a hot dog at Burger King.

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Is it just me or has life been different of late? You know, since Burger King let the dogs out?

Who, who, who, who?!

Burger King, that’s who!

Burger King has a hot dog in it.
Lord have mercy on our souls.
100% beef sausage wiener
Splayed out naked on a roll.
I’ll expose the facts
Although it fills me with disgust.
Please excuse the filthy dark details,
And carnal lust.

You guessed it. I had me a hot date with a dog. It went down a little something like this.

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Comic: Breaking News #journalism

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Hyppo and Critter: #Gender Blender

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The 10 Tweets You Should Never Read Before You Die

A recent smattering of my with and pit…

Short and sweet.

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