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Tanks a lot, China

Dear China: Please suck on this image of the Tiananmen Square massacre.

I can’t imagine why you don’t want your citizens to be able to view this picture on the internet.

Oh yeah. In other news, Google pulls out of China. Sorry, Google. It’s a little too late for that. China is already pregnant.

Also, please stop sending your plastic toys and other pieces of shit. I’m suffering from a massive case of DO NOT WANT.