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Survivor: Abyss Island – Splurge and Reward

message-in-a-bottle-wallpaper-1024x768Abyss Island: S1E9 – Splurge for Super Bowels Into Reward Darkness

Day 27

Dear Diary: I’m shaken by a vision of a well-protected note safely ensconced in the loving embrace of a pristine bottle and sealed with a cork. A note that contains my innermost thoughts protected against the ravages of time for all humanity to benefit.

Such luxury! Bottle? Pfffft! Cork? Pffft! Note? Pfffft!

For 27 days I have been lampooned marooned on this above-sea-level pile of sharp rocks. I barely have the energy to scratch this message using my own blood with the tip of a seagull quill on the back of a crab shell. Urgency compels me onward even in the face of certain defeat. It’s not like I have anything better to do.

I’m still exhausted from what felt like near rescue at the time. I did the You Can’t Touch This dance on the beach for a passing ship. Hopes quickly dashed to nopes as the ship failed to take notice of my Herculean gyrations. No, I don’t think I can dance.

If I ever get out of this mess I swear to you that I will enact a law that requires all ships on horizons to carefully observe the islands they pass within shouting distance. Seems like only good form.

I just had another vision, this time one of terrible darkness. That reminds me. It’s time to watch the Super Bowel.

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Singer/Songwriter Tom B. Taker

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Tomorrow Is October
By Tom B. Taker

Tomorrow is October
Ho ho ho!
Only a few more months
Until the snow

Tomorrow is October
He he he!
I just cut down
My Christmas tree

Pine Near Whoa Man: Piña colada

Here is a brief exploration into mixology, which, by the way, is a word apparently unknown to my web browser; as I write this it is underlined. However, Merriam-Webster is down with it and says, “the art or skill of preparing mixed drinks.” Hooah!!

A few weeks back I had a wild hair for a piña colada. I don’t remember why. Most of the time I’m not even conscious enough to know or understand why I want what I want. So I trudged down to the store and grabbed a bottle of piña colada mix, followed the instructions on the label, dumped it in the blender with some Bacardi light rum and ice and gave it a whizz.

Blech! That shit was nasty! It wasn’t even reminiscent of a piña colada.

Thus began my quest for a better tasting piña colada. My quest began at Wikipedia which listed the ingredients as white rum, cream of coconut, and pineapple juice.

I had to ask my wife for help with the cream of coconut; I’d never heard of it before. So I trudged back to the store. It two two trips to two different grocery stores but I finally found in the soda aisle. I ended up with something called “Coco Real” which is shown in the inset image. The stuff is underwhelming to say the least. The ingredient list consists of: coconut juice (pressed coconut mean and water), sugar, glycerol, salt, citric acid, mono and diglcerides, sodium alginate, xanthan gum, potassium sorbate, sorbitan monostearate, natural rosemary extract, and BHA (to preserver freshness). Wow. FDA regulations state that ingredients have to be listed in order by quantity so besides coconut, sugar, glycerol and salt are the most prevalent ingredients. Wow. But it was the only thing I could find, so we’re stuck with it.

At a different grocery I picked up a can of store brand pineapple juice. Big mistake. The first batch wasn’t very good.

Speaking of the recipes, so far we have found three:

  • Playboy’s New Bar Guide (a book from my kitchen): 1.5 parts light rum, 1 part coconut cream*, 3 parts pineapple juice
  • Wikipedia: 1 part light rum, 1 part cream of coconut, 3 parts pineapple juice
  • Coco Real label: 3 parts cream of coconut, 3 parts pineapple juice, 1.5 parts rum

Interesting, eh? Only the maker of the product seems to recommend cream of coconut in the same quantity as the juice. The other recipes recommend a ratio of three to one. Golly gee whiz, I can only speculate and scratch my head why the manufacturer wants us to use the most. Moral of the story: When mixing drinks don’t go by the label! Luckily we used Playboy’s recipe.

This week we tried again, only this time I picked up a much better quality of pineapple juice. And we used the Playboy recipe. Bingo! The drinks were much better (but still not perfect) and light years beyond the grocery store mix crap.

If you find yourself craving a piña colada do yourself a favor and forgo the store mix. It is well worth the extra effort.

Here’s what I did to make approx. two servings:

Piña colada

3 ounces light rum
2 ounces cream of coconut (room temperature or microwave for 10-15 seconds then shake well, this stuff is thick)
6 ounces of pineapple juice
Approx. 6-8 ice cubes (next time we’ll add more for a thicker drink)
Blend, garnish with maraschino cherry and/or pineapple slice

* Playboy’s New Bar Guide was the only recipe to refer to this stuff as “coconut cream” but I’m sure they really meant “cream of coconut.” I didn’t know the difference so, as always, Wikipedia to the rescue.