Tag Archives: trump

Hyppo and Critter: Civil War

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Guru Comic: O! Holy Blight!

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Donald Trump’s Penis: Introductions

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Twitterishly Trump

A wise person once said, “Y U no blog any more?”

I’m back, baby!

Ahem. So yeah. Truth be told, most of my creative energies, pith, and wit are squandered on the Twitter. But don’t worry. My blog is still here to catch the frothy flotsam that spilleth over.

And now, for your enjoyment, my microblog coverage (a trendy euphemism for “tweets”) of the 2016 Presidential Election.

These local-sourced tweets were hand-curated by yours truly. Please be responsible and upcycle when finished.

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Hyppo and Critter: Post-Apocalyptic Horror

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Guru Comic: False Equivalence

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Case studies from the X-Files

Google and Bing agree. X is for Xbox. Boring! YouTube came up with xjawz.

Relying on the auto-complete features in these search engines, I then tried “X” followed by all of the vowels.

From Bing.com:

xanax
xem phim tren mang
xiaonei
xo so
xuong phim.com
xyzal

From Google.com:

xanax
xe
xilinx
xoom
xubuntu
xylitol

From YouTube.com:

xahtt60w7qo
xe do
xil90dzih0k
xoom
xuan mai
xy

From these results I deduce that Bing is more international than Google and Google is more commercial than Bing. And YouTube is just weird. 🙂

An alien on planet Earth. It's ET! (The Extra Trumpestrial.) Credit: Gage Skidmore

The X-Files: The Strange Case of the Trumpers

Na-Nu Na-Nu!

Proving the old adage that “it takes one to know one,” Robin Williams had Donald Trump pegged long before the rest of us:

He wants to see Obama’s birth certificate? I want to see his hairline. I mean, my theory is the hair is actually The Donald. That it’s like some alien creature that landed years ago.
–Robin Williams

Interesting. Is it the hair itself which is the alien, and Trump merely some sort of host? Or is the relationship more symbiotic than that?

I have no doubt that Mulder and Scully will get to the bottom of this.

There are several critical components to wonky beliefs like conspiracy theories: an overactive imagination, an element of doubt, and a steadfast stubbornness and determination to dismiss facts that contradict the belief. In my opinion, ignoring facts that don’t fit is the key ingredient. And I’ve seen this sort of thing time and time again in my travels.

Of course, in Trump’s situation, it’s hard to know if he seriously believed the sewage that came out of his mouth or if it was all just opportunistic entrepreneurship. “Hey, look,” he probably said. “Polls show increasing numbers – mostly Republicans – who doubt if Obama was born in America. I can use that. Yes, I shall cash in on that.”

Now that Obama has produced his birth certificate, something he decidedly didn’t have to do, one thing is now certain: We can expect the focus of the birthers to shift. They will change the conversation. They’ve already proven they are unwilling to accept facts that challenge their beliefs. I highly doubt the document distributed by Obama will change that much.

Of course Trump, the classy guy that he is, had something extremely pithy to say about it during a press conference he called to discuss his reaction:

I am really honored, frankly, to have played such a big role in hopefully, hopefully, getting rid of this issue.
–Donald Trump and/or his alien hair (it’s unknown which was speaking)

Speaking of “natural born” qualifications to be president, I would very much like to see Trump’s birth certificate from Planet X.

I just scared the living Trump out of you!

And now, only because I personally thought it was funny, is my tweet from Wednesday morning regarding the Birther issue and Obama producing his birth certificate:

@shoutabyss
Tom B. Taker

Birthers: Please report to the nearest empty field to wait for relocation by spaceship. Don’t forget your Nike footwear.

April 27, 2011 via web

And, just in case the reference to Nike footwear is too obtuse, check out the Wikipedia page on Heaven’s Gate. One thing about us humans seems certain: We’ll never have a shortage of Trumpers.

This is my “X” post for the A-Z Blogger Challenge.